Was it his counsel to the "shoplifters of the world" to "unite and take over"? Or might it have been his call to "hang the DJ"? Or perhaps it was his obsession with the brothers Kray, those '60s-era, gangland, British ne'er-do-wells? Maybe calling George W. Bush a "terrorist" had something to do with it? We may never know what prompted the FBI to question Morrissey. We may never know if they even did question him. We only know that the morose, asexual antidote to Up with People says that they did.

This is so depressing...almost as much as a girlfriend in a coma...but this really is serious.

When given AIDS... make Lemon AIDS.

The Boston Phoenix reported he was part of a boring plot to insight and organize spontaneous negativity around the world by mass pouting in public parks and common areas. This scheme was called "operation interesting drug"