The monsters clowns are due on Maple Street. Mobs pursued clowns after midnight and a man shot an AR-15 in the air after imagining that he saw a clown this past week. We used to laugh at clowns. Now clowns laugh at us. Read my article @ the American Spectator on how clowns act as a mirror to our ridiculous faces.
Guys who no longer stand out on the field sit down on the bench. That’s what Colin Kaepernick did on Friday night in riding the pine during the national anthem. For two minutes every Sunday, he wants us to think why he sits. And he does this because he wants us to forget why he sits for the other three hours. Read my article @ Breitbart Sports.
A Hillary Clinton campaign video featuring Confederate flags and goobers in white sheets ominously informs, “If Trump wins, they could be running the country.” Read my column @ the American Spectator on how the Democrats, from FDR nominating a Klansman to the Supreme Court to Robert Byrd serving as the party's leader in the Senate, deserve the label of the party of white sheets and burning crosses.
Gabby Douglas made America proud by again winning a gold medal at the Olympics. Then some Americans criticized her for standing at attentioon rather than placing hand over heart during the national anthem. When did this become a thing? Read my column @ the American Spectator on the only people creepier than those who desecrate the flag being those who deify it.
The opening ceremonies at the Summer Olympics worked as a terrific distraction. Brazil suffers through its worst economy since the 1930s. Its president faces impeachment. And the murder rate bests (worsts?) every nation on the planet. But the most populous country in the Southern Hemisphere can really put on a show. Read my article @ Breitbart on Brazil showcasing a 12-year-old rapping about racism, overbearing environmentalist sermonizing, and a pseudohistorical hero befitting of the whole multiculturalist narrative at the opening ceremonies.
Americans like their politicians to engage in idiocy after periods of long reflection rather than upon impulse. This helps explain the media pig-pile on Donald Trump for talking before thinking but praise of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for acting foolishly after much consultation, contemplation, and deliberation. Read my column @ the American Spectator on how Trump's foolish talk relegates Obama and Clinton's stupid actions to below the fold.
Donald Trump chose Mike Pence, one of the few politicians I've met and liked, as his running mate. The reality television star and the radio talk show host, for worse and better, provide America a snapshot of the Republican Party circa 2016. This isn’t your father’s GOP. It certainly isn’t George W. Bush’s father’s Republican Party. And it isn’t George W. Bush’s father’s father’s Republican Party, either. Or George W. Bush’s father’s father’s father’s — okay, you get the point. Read my column @ the American Spectator on the inevitable demonization of Pence and the strange pass received by Joe Biden, John Edwards, Henry Wallace, and other VP candidates lacking an "R" next to their names.
This week punishment came to one presidential candidate telling a truth and reward came to another telling a lie. Such perverse incentives regarding honesty created the bizarro political world we inhabit. Read my article @ the American Spectator on how a Republican presidential nominee got Iraq wrong—just not this nominee.
I trained for a half-marathon by eating a Hershey bar, drinking a Red Bull and two Cokes, and smoking at least two double-gordo cigars every day hunched over a computer for a week before the big race. I didn't run a single mile. Read what happened @ Breitbart Sports.
It’s a bad idea to outsource your government to foreigners. The British recognized this in voting to exit the European Union. Unsurprisingly, bureaucrats soon with undoubtedly less money and power than they possessed before the vote seek to punish a sovereign state for its insolence. They promise various global-depression Armageddon scenarios that belie their true fear: the destruction of their institution. Read my column @ the American Spectator on how hell hath no fury like a mandarin scorned.