Michael Moore claims that Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle hugged him at Fahrenheit 9/11's premiere in the nation's capital. Daschle, wisely, denies this. Although there are political advantages to Daschle feigning innocence at such a charge, I nevertheless believe the South Dakota senator. If you don't buy Daschle's story, try hugging your refrigerator or car. It's physically impossible, folks. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. Tom Daschle is innocent.

So Moore really is completely delusional and a constant liar, huh? I am starting to pity him.