Slim-Fast dumped Whoopi Goldberg as a celebrity spokesperson. Goldberg, if you haven't heard, made some off-color remarks regarding President Bush's last name at a Democratic fundraiser. How much creativity did that take? Sure, the joke was offensive. But what's worse is that it's the type of joke a vulgar fifth-grade boy would tell. It took no imagination. Being offensive is a rather pedestrian sin for a comedian. Being unfunny, however, is the cardinal sin. Unfortunately, Whoopi commits the latter offense on a regular basis.

Leaving Whoopi's bad comedy aside, what galls me about Slim-Fast's association with Goldberg is not that she said some nasty things about the president. It's that Goldberg admits to having more than a half-dozen abortions.

Using crude words got her fired. Serially killing her unborn babies, however, didn't preclude her from getting hired.

Never have understood what this person is all about. She’s loud, obnoxious, not funny and not particularly pleasant to look at. She appears to me to be very short on talent.

That thing about the abortions floors me. Talk about having absolutely no control over your life.

Perfect person for the Democrats to have making comments about the President.

Ay carumba.