The polling stations have closed. The votes have been counted. And Barbara Bush has narrowly attained victory by just two votes in the election that really matters. Despite my best efforts, the lovely Jenna went down to defeat at the hands of her twin sister. Call it a readers' revolt. Barbara's victory makes me suspicious of voter irregularities, and Sir Mix-a-Lot--a definite Jenna voter--is claiming disenfranchisement, so I'm calling in UN monitors to oversee the next election. But for now, congratulations Barbara!

Call in UN monitors? No way. I think this unique and potentially volatile situation calls for the expertise of one man and of one man only. And that man is none other than ED MEESE!

Barbara won fairly. Im suprised you havnt blamed florida yet. :)