Dutch pedophiles have launched their very own political party (You knew this was coming, right?). The Charity, Freedom and Diversity Party aims to lower the Netherlands' age of consent laws from 16 to 12. "A ban just makes children curious," maintained Ad van den Berg, a Charity, Freedom, and Diversity Party founding father. Lest the Charity, Freedom, and Diversity followers be accused of single-issue voting, party leaders also note that they advocate sex education for toddlers, free train travel, and bestiality legalization. Save the Netherlands from Muslim immigrants? How about, save the Netherlands from the Dutch?

I would think sex between youngins is good public policy, wooden shoe? Seriously, I was going to root for the Dutch in the Cup but now I will root for the English.

Save The Netherlands from the Muslim’s or the Pedophiles? Hmm, that’s a tough one. How ‘bout they do both? Both groups are out of control and need to be dealt with swiftly and decisively. The same could be said of Europe as a whole.

Once the door is open and perversion is normalized, this sort of thing is not that far behind (pardon the pun).

The crazies are slowly but surely taking control. It's just happening faster in the ever progressive Netherlands.

If this party was banned, democracy would be a hollow phrase,

'Save the Netherlands from the Dutch'? Remember: there is something like freedom of speech, and that includes ideas that are disgusting or depraved. Or goes the freedom of speech statement just as far as your own ideas?