Did you ever get a big black eye? Did you ever give a big black eye? Shane Mosley gave Fernando Vargas a big black eye this weekend. It's one of the worst ones I've ever seen. I need your help determining the worse welt: Hasim Rahman's forehead hematoma inflicted by the hands, and head, of Evander Holyfield; or Vargas's left eye, which, before it failed to see Mosley's right, saw Mosley's right more than it cared to? Cast your vote in the comments section.

Vargas looks worse because it's his eye. Holy visine!

That's nasty.

Thats what my dates look like.

Mike,

Your dates look like middleweight Latino guys?

You free Saturday?

That mosquito bite aint gonna heal if you dont stop picking!

As for which is more grotesque, I'd have to say Vargas' eye by a nose. But for me personally, nothing will beat seeing Rahman's "egghead." I was on a plane back from London with your brother Sean in 2002 when I saw the photo of Rahman, and it looked so absurd that I thought it was a hoax because I was reading a trashy British daily. It wasn't, much to my (and Rahman's) dismay.

Rahman

Mike, I think we dated the same guys.

I don't date if you know what I mean.