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26 / August
The Worst Beer Ever

My favorite beer is Labatt's Blue. What's yours? Actually, I don't care what your favorite beer is. That's boring, so don't tell me. I ESP'd with the readers, and they don't care either. There are no stories behind the best beer you've ever had. Here's the question that really interests us: What's the worst beer you've ever tried? For me, it's MeisterBrau. It's Friday. You're rummaging in your car seats looking for change to buy a twelve pack. What's the beer you wouldn't drink even if it were offered free?

posted at 12:34 AM
Comments

Shiner.

Posted by: Jim E. on August 26, 2005 01:37 AM

Honestly, I don't think I've ever purchased beer before, and if I had I wouldn't remember.

Posted by: Eric Wilds on August 26, 2005 02:31 AM

Milwaukee's Best.

College students drink it because it's cheap -- $5 a case when I was in college. But the nicknamed it "Beast" for good reason... tastes like two bags of "Eeeeew!"

Posted by: Paul on August 26, 2005 07:43 AM

Billy Beer. Although it hasn't been sold for many moons, this was the worst.

Was at a party when at 3 in the morning the beer ran out. There was a pack of BB in the fridge and nobody would touch it.

Posted by: asdf on August 26, 2005 08:06 AM

Natty Bo, otherwise known as National Bohemian.

Posted by: Thom McKee on August 26, 2005 08:45 AM

Its a tie between Fat Tire and Tequiza...nastiest crap ive ever tasted.

Posted by: James on August 26, 2005 08:58 AM

1) Miller High Life is awful......just awful.

2) Budweiser can.

Posted by: rob on August 26, 2005 09:54 AM

Just like there is no bad girls, there is no bad beers. It's all good... but if I had to pick one it would be Old Milwaukee. Schmits GAY is bad too. Also any beer in Morris's fridge is suspect and any beer given to me by an Aruban at a night club would be gross to.

Posted by: echo 5 Mike on August 26, 2005 10:18 AM

O'Doul's. If you're off the sauce, fine, just don't try to have it both ways.

Posted by: Jeremiah on August 26, 2005 10:22 AM

Hams beer is just plain disgusting

Posted by: yeti on August 26, 2005 10:26 AM

Harpoon. Why the hell is it so popular?

Posted by: obi juan on August 26, 2005 10:33 AM

Ranier Ale. And once, back in the '70s, during the generic food craze, I stole one of Dad's white cans with black lettering of "BEER". It's a wonder I continued to drink after that.

Posted by: The Distributist on August 26, 2005 10:56 AM

Duff, especially from the tap at Moe's.

Posted by: Ralph on August 26, 2005 11:22 AM

It's that low carb stuff they're pushing now. It's so bad I can't remember the name. We had to spit it out. bleah! I say if you're gonna drink a beer...drink a great one with lots of taste or none at all.

Posted by: Nelle on August 26, 2005 11:43 AM

The worst beer that I have drank was Falstaff. In fact there are 150,000 cases still rusting in Viet Nam.

Posted by: cowboy on August 26, 2005 12:17 PM

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Heavy Beer.

Posted by: Ken on August 26, 2005 01:59 PM

Also Burger Beer.Came in a can that looked like a Schlitz can,however the only words on the can was Burger Beer.Nothing else.No goverment warnings,where it was made,nothing.

Posted by: Ken on August 26, 2005 02:04 PM

Natural Light/Ice, Jacob's Best, Milwaukee's Best, and Budweiser (in whatever form) ALL TASTE LIKE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE!

Posted by: Christopher J. Doyle on August 26, 2005 02:39 PM

When I was 17, my friends and I would pool our change. For $3.00 you could get a case of either Buckhorn or Fox Deluxe. Hey, it was the late '70,s, early '80's. We were dumb kids who wanted cheap beer, er, swill.

Posted by: Wm. Clement on August 26, 2005 03:42 PM

Lite beer is evil and low-carb beer is a crime against nature!

Posted by: Paul on August 26, 2005 04:30 PM

Oh man, James is right, Tequiza is the worst thing I have ever tasted. I had forgotten about it till he mentioned it, yuck!

Posted by: Brian on August 26, 2005 08:37 PM

Rhinelander, a beer from northern Wisconsin. It tasted like there was motor oil added to it.

Posted by: John Ruberry on August 26, 2005 10:16 PM

I like Natural light/ice and I dont even mind Beast. I hate Bush..its rancid. YUCK!

Posted by: Peg on August 27, 2005 09:01 AM

Colt .45, but hey it packs a big punch!

Posted by: tagm&bagm on August 27, 2005 10:02 AM

Hey peg, i love bush. Tastes goooood! :)

Posted by: tagm&bagm on August 27, 2005 10:03 AM

In the basement of my old house in Williamsburg, we found a six pack half filled with bud heavy and the other half with coors original from 1986. We drank it for the sole purpose of having a good answer whenever someone asks me what the worst beer we've ever had was.

In terms of beer that isn't 20 years old, I'd go with Icehouse.

Saying natty, beast or anything like that is a terrible answer. It just tastes like water and isn't that bad. Also Shiner and Natty Bo are among the better beers that are really cheap.

I'd say Red Dog or Icehouse is the worst beer I've

Posted by: Marcus on August 28, 2005 01:09 PM

Take a dump in a bedpan, pour in a can of Milwaukee's Best, and then drain the bedpan into a frosty mug-- You've got Milwaukee's Best Ice.

Posted by: John on August 29, 2005 12:35 AM

Old Milwaukee

Posted by: Ryan Nichols on August 29, 2005 12:37 AM

Saw a commercial last night for Milwaukee's Best....Lite, no less.

First of all, couldn't believe that they had a commercial budget, second, even though they apparently do, why advertise?

Who drinks that crap?

Posted by: asdf on August 29, 2005 09:45 AM

"Honestly, I don't think I've ever purchased beer before, and if I had I wouldn't remember." -Wilds

o_O ...

Anyways, O'dhoul's (sp?)

Who the hell wants fake beer?

Posted by: Ben-T on August 30, 2005 01:44 PM

After trying over 400 different beers in 2 years, I would have to say McTarnahans Oak Aged India Pale ale is head and sholders below any other beer on the market. The beer tasted like a mix of dawn dishsoap and rusty brake fluid with a splash of five star whiskey. I am quite tolerant of most beer, and I drink everything from oscars stout to bush light, but this beer is not fit for human consumption.

Posted by: pyro409 on September 2, 2005 03:45 PM

Very nice site!

Posted by: Daniel on September 16, 2005 07:45 AM

Here are my top 5 WORST beers ever made.
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Camo
3. Old Milwuakee
4. Olde English
5. Natty Ice
(in no particular order...the just all suck balls)

Posted by: John from Millersville U on September 24, 2005 12:59 PM
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