Until now, I have refrained from commenting upon Jason, the 320-pound drama queen from Making the Band 3. I can hold my silence no longer. Jason is easily the most entertaining reality television star since Daniel Baldwin, whose coked-out moments on Celebrity Fit Club guaranteed him induction into the Reality Television Hall of Fame. If you don't know Jason, he terrorized more than a dozen girl-group wannabes for several episodes of Making the Band 3--waking them at 3 a.m. to clean the house, forcing them to throw away all the bread in the kitchen, and randomly insulting their fragile egos. His firing by P.Diddy's henchmen may not have been as entertaining as P.Diddy ordering Making the Band 2's cast to fetch him cheesecake, but it came close. Though temporarily satifying, Diddy's termination of the hefty house mother removed the most entertaining aspect of his show. Diddy just didn't get Jason. To quote Jason on Jason: "I'm sorry! I can't be anybody but Jason."

Me heads spinnin'!!?? Am I glad I've missed all of this and more glad that I don't "get it"!

You want to be taken seriously and yet you seem to be oddly familiar with the characters of an MTV show. Is all this just for humor or are you really not as intelligent as you pretend to be? Whatever the case, I totally agree. I hated what he was doing to those girls, yet I couldn't turn it off. It's getting better than Pimp My Ride.