If you suck, a good way to pretend that you don't is to claim that the government is persecuting you. NSync's J.C. Chasez is trying this line out on the public.

He argues that his latest single, "All Day Long I Dream About Sex," is the victim of the FCC's crackdown on smut. It is smut, but the kind that repulses radio listeners and not government censors.

"When I go to radio stations to visit, they're like, 'Oh, man, it's just so tough right now with the FCC cracking down,'" maintains Chasez. Assuming that some DJs did in fact say this to Chasez, don't you think they might have said it in the same way that you might tell an unwanted suitor that you're gay to rid yourself of a nuisance?

"The meaning of the song is that you want to have sex," Chasez told Rolling Stone of "All Day Long I Dream About Sex." "It's not even implying that you're having sex. It's equal to saying 'hot for teacher.' It's getting out of hand if you can't even talk about sex. I mean, Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing' is considered a classic."

Yes, but you're song isn't. You are to Marvin Gaye what Dustin Diamond is to Humphrey Bogart.