12 / October
12 / October
Remember the Alamo

Davey Crockett died defending it. Pee-Wee Herman went to find his bike in its basement. Ozzy Osbourne urinated on it. And now, a teen-age couple has been arrested for having sex in the Alamo.

It might be funny when a couple pulls a stunt like this in an airplane bathroom, but scores of men heroically died in battle, and were brutally executed after the fact by the Mexicans, at the Alamo. The Alamo is sacred ground for Texans. Anyone with a grain of common sense knows that this is not the place for public sex (feel free to list appropriate places for public sex in the comments section). The fact that the couple involved are active duty soldiers makes this all the more appalling.

posted at 01:45 AM
Comments

I know that its quite alright to do it in the Lord Stanley Cup, although no one will be doing it this year! That didnt answer the outdoor question though so maybe in Yankee stadium after the Sox win in game seven?

Posted by: morris on October 12, 2004 12:05 PM

Hey, smoke em' if you got em'.

Posted by: asdf on October 12, 2004 12:26 PM

They should have at least used the basement for added privacy.

Posted by: Auc on October 12, 2004 12:54 PM

I think libraries are an excellent choice. It's quiet and people generally keep to themselves. You can also read up on particular positions you would like to preform if you want to try something new.

Posted by: Donald Nathanson on October 12, 2004 04:48 PM

Hey, those kids were what, 18 and 19 years old, right? You can only be that young and stupid once.

For what it's worth, I think if they couldn't resist, they should have done their funky thang in the bathroom, where all other bodily functions you just don't care to have happen in public happen.

The Mad Pirate

Posted by: Bippy on October 12, 2004 10:08 PM

Nothing wrong with having sex at the DNC Headquarters as long as they remove the restrooms and showers. The fraquence, after a few hours would reflect what I really think of the "Progessive-Liberal" Democatic Party

JES

Posted by: JES on October 13, 2004 08:50 AM
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