Earlier this year, police pulled over Andre Gainey in his "pimped up" Mercedes for watching a porno movie called Chocolate Foam that was visible to passing motorists. This week, Gainey was sentenced to three weekends in jail for public display of sexual material. The Dave Matthews Band claims to support green causes, but the hundred gallons of liquid dumped from its tour bus from atop a bridge onto boat passengers was described as "brownish, yellow." In rural Cambodia, hundreds of pilgrims are descending on a farmer's cow pasture to experience the curative powers of a supernatural bovine creature. Be forewarned: the owner of the cow charges thirteen cents for four strokes from the healing beast's tongue. The farmer notes, "the cow won't lick people who won't put in their money." On Thursday, the NYPD arrested about a dozen AIDS activists who protested outside the site of the Republican National Convention sans clothes. Isn't protesting AIDS by stripping naked a bit like protesting lung cancer by smoking five packs of Lucky Strikes? In Canada, exotic dancers seeking to emigrate to the country are now required to submit a fully nude photo of themselves to government officials. Ostensibly, the policy is designed to curb immigration fraud.