When Dick Cheney has his gun pointed at a millionaire septuagenarian, don't yell "Duck!" Quickdraw Cheney and the slow-moving Mr. Megabucks may interpret the shout differently.

Apparently big Dick doesn't want any of his friends outliving him and with that bad ticker, he probably needs to take his friends hunting......a lot.

Now I know what happened, Cheney had already bagged his quail limit so he decided try to do the same for old, rich white guys. Where do you get a permit for that?

Biggest understatement at CPAC, Wayne LaPierre with "The era of gun control is over!"

I'd still go hunting with Cheney before getting into a car with Teddy Kennedy! At least Cheney's guy lived!

The guy who got hit looks like John Edwards after their vice-presidential debate.

i thought dick would be a better shot. my motto is 1 round, 1 body!