Senator John Kerry is sporting a rub-on tan that makes him look like he's been on an orange-juice and carrots diet. His new look gives him a rather George Hamiltonish appearance. Despite all the flack John Kerry's taken for alleged Botox injections, and his current Hawaii-style tan he got in the less tropical locale of New Bedford, Massachusetts, I think the senator's new look makes him appear younger, healthier, and more energetic. The Republicans will continue to mock John Kerry, but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Look for George W. Bush to wax his eyebrows on the eve of the debate.

Kerry could make himself up to look like Pamela Anderson and he still won't win this election.

Well, maybe if he looked like Pamela Anderson.:-)

He looks more like an oompa loompa to me.

kind of sad when you think about it,the poor sap is obviously grasping,and apparently either never had or has no remaining dignity about himself..

Kerry got too much sun while working on his debate in Spring Green, Wisconsin. This according to Fox News.

I heard he got it while playing football in New Bedford this weekend.

Sun is pretty strong in these parts this time of year.

HAHAHAHA No one actually thinks thats a real tan right?

Best line in the contest so far when Bush says that Kerry could debate himself for ninety minutes. Classic.

If I recall correctly, loyal Flynn Files supporter Warrior sported a similar tan during his late '80s WWF run.

Last Saturday Kerry was spotted on Revere Beach at Kelly's Roast Beef. He was lying in the sun on the hood of a 87 IROC eating fried clams. Theresa was seen feeding the giant seagulls fried onion rings on the boardwalk while PETA photographers clicked away.