Bill Clinton has been keeping a low profile. Do you share the suspicions that he has reenrolled himself as a student at this Canton, Ohio high school?

(pointing finger) "I did not have sex with all of those women"!

Says the poster boy of low moral standards.

Wow! Bill be a busy boy! Or perhaps Wilt Chamberlain really isn't dead; just living in Canton. But then, is there a difference? Just kidding!

Oh boy, big can of worms. I respect whichever politician who deals with this one directly, head on, with both compassion and conviction.

This is what happens when no discipline is dispensed in the common household of the 21st century. PS2, the mall, amusement parks are all just "baby-sitters" to the common parent of today.
There's no counting how many times ive seen parents stuffing money in their kids pants and shoving them out the car door at the local mall during summertime, so mommy and daddy can go to work...just so they can keep up those Mercedes payments. All I have to say to the wacked-out loony left is, see I told you so.

I'm always a bit confused when people cite pregnancy figures. Does it include women that were pregnant but then aborted? I assume no. So if the stats I've heard are right and 1/4 of pregnancies end in abortion then that would mean Canton High actually had ~86 pregnancies. That's 17.5% of the female pop at that school.

I guess that depends on what you consider the meaning of "enrolled" to mean.