This is perfectly brilliant,satire for the 21st century.A better crafted piece I have not read this entire year. Bravo!
Oh, would that I could wear the gorilla suit to the office and not be mocked. Sigh.
First World problems.
We have a pretty f'ed up society going here.
When the necessities have been resolved, humans move on to their higher level consciousness/foolisness and the weirdness ensues.