Albert Hoffman, the Swiss chemist who invented LSD, turns 100 today. I'm going to celebrate his birthday by jumping out a window of the seventh-floor of my apartment building, and then running down the street for several miles with two broken legs as a tribe of ghost Indians in flying saucers chase me. How are you planning to celebrate this important date?
Like, far out, man.
I'll celebrate his birthday by switching my poitical affiliation to Democrat and being really sympathetic toward muslims. Then after that I'll denounce myself as a white person and spray paint my entire body dark brown and cry foul and EXPECT to get sustenance from the Government. Then I'll go "hang" with that commie Chavez down in South America and bash our president...oh wait, all that happens when you smoke crack. Nevermind.
I'll be eating some paper and listening to America's favorite Jam Band: The Black Crowes.
Dude! I'm, like, trippin', ya know? Wow, I think that's Hillary at my door. She's got some hot chicks with her. Later, man!
I am currently celebrating by sitting indian style atop my gas stove with all the burners on covered in seran wrap to protect me from the giraffes' hitting me with tiny sticks of celery while I listen to air supply and play gin rummy with David Niven.
I am celebrating this by drinking peyote from a gold goblet, wearing a goats head nude from the waist down.I am playing a cello in a field full of purple spiders. In the horizon are muppets, millions of them. Joining me are Mr French, Donovan, Mike Love and Cornielus from the Planet of the Apes. We are eating marshmellows. I can smell colors and see sounds. I could use a glass of grape juice.
I'm droppin' and then topping off my trip with a large Dunkin' Donuts coffee with cream and Sweet N' Low and a cheese danish.
Meetin' the Perfesser Tim Leary there.
I am going to eat a handful of dried up psilocybe mushrooms and trip the light fantastic untill my soul is reborn, senses awakened and I realize the miraculousness of my existence. Then I will recognize that all life is precious and to be respected. I will then protest war in front of the Pentagon and have my identity put in an international database as a potential domestic threat to pnac. Then Karl Rove will come over and bleep
LSD what our cross country coach gave us at least twice a week (3x/week during the off-season): Long, Slow Distance.
lol homer i will join you!
