24 / February
24 / February
The Winter Olympics Is A Lot Like High School

The Winter Olympics is a lot more like high school than like a GOP convention (What was Bryant Gumbel thinking?). You have the stoners. You have the jocks. And then you have the homecoming queen who everyone wants to date (Sasha Cohen is a star whether she knows it or not. I think she knows it.). The fact that several of the competitors actually attend high school makes the analogy all the more credible.

posted at 03:43 AM
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But where are the nerrrds?

Posted by: Lamar on February 24, 2006 11:09 AM

The Olympics: it's what the cool kids are doing.

Posted by: asdf on February 24, 2006 11:42 AM

The Nerds? Ever watch Curling?
http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/5058232/detail.html

Posted by: Finbar on February 24, 2006 01:10 PM

I wonder if the male figure skaters lockers are near the men's hockey teams lockers. They must get tooled on. I hope they have different lunches. The verbal torment would be most painful.

Posted by: Rawley on February 24, 2006 02:44 PM

Gretchen Bleiler doesn't look like a stoner, but the rest of the snow boarders do. No hockey players among the jocks? The male figure skaters would have been the ones getting beat up on a daily basis in my high school.

Posted by: Jason on February 24, 2006 04:24 PM

She looks like the Natalie Portman of women's figure skating.

Posted by: Jeremiah on February 24, 2006 07:05 PM

The nerds are Costas and Gumbel.

Posted by: Brian on February 24, 2006 08:41 PM

Maybe Bode Miller should have held off partying UNTIL he f'in' won something!!!!!

What an embarrassment. No effort. No discipline. No brain. And, in another 10 years, no liver.

Posted by: asdf on February 27, 2006 05:34 AM

Well said asdf. Bode is a complete and utter disaster. Nike is swallowing a huge marketing campaign with this knob and the return on investment will make management repeatedly throw up in their mouths. "He's brazen, he's unintimidated"......he's a moron.

Posted by: Feck on February 27, 2006 08:36 AM

Quite sad. How many people get a shot at Olympic gold and glory in their lives? And this tool throws it away.

He now heads back to Bumblast New Hampshire to continue his quest for the perfect buzz.

Posted by: asdf on February 27, 2006 10:05 AM

I have to say something about our US Ski Team--except for Ted Ligety and Julia Mancuso, they have been a supreme disappointment, with Bode Miller as the biggest embarassment! Bode should change the name of his website ("JoinBode.com") to "whogivesacrapaboutbode.com". I guess we should be happy that Bode "got to party at an Olympic level".

Posted by: lcl on March 4, 2006 11:53 PM
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