I ventured outside of my house this weekend. Bad move. After 21 months of cigar sobriety, I jonesed to get back on the smoke wagon. Unbeknownst to me, the rappers/wrestlers/actors called the Insane Clown Posse were scheduled to play my town Friday night. Worse still, they brought their fans with them. I would have to carefully navigate a labyrinth of hooligans if I wanted the cigars. How badly did I want them?

Everywhere I turned, the Juggalos! The scene was something out of Day of the Dead or Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Long-haired, unkempt teenagers and directionless twentysomethings, tatooed and bedecked in Insane Clown Posse make-up, a la Kiss fans in the late seventies--but menacing rather than campy--roamed the streets in anticipation of the concert eight hours later that evening. Aside cell-phoning businessmen and mothers strolling newborns, young men and women made up as evil clowns conspicuoulsy wandered. Halloween came early.

The Juggalos are ominous, intimidating, and evil--as much as clowns can be evil (and they can!). So tempted was I to shout, "Insane Clown Pu----s" or "Makeup Is for Girls." I thought the better of it. The concert was not for another eight hours, and the Juggalos seemed bored. Bored people create their own excitement, and not always of the fun variety. Had they a constructive destructive habit, like fortified wine or crack, they would be better citizens. But the Juggalos just struck me as people who like to smash windows or one-punch people in the back of the head. Indeed, sensing their hoodlum ways, a cigar shop proprietor I observed--utilizing his command voice--said to two Juggalos: "You guys are all set, right?" The tone if not the words said: get out of my store you nogoodniks.

Think of the Juggaloes as DeadHeads with GEDs. They may not have been dealt as many brain cells, but they too have wasted them--not from smoking pot or dropping acid, but from smashing their heads against concrete. Whereas the Deadheads are lethargic, the Juggaloes are violent--one their heroes, after all, is called Violent J.

The Insane Clown Posse first came on my radar screen in the mid 1990s. I caught one of their videos, Another Love Song, which prompted me to buy their album. The version I caught was very good, but it was a different song next to the unedited version that appeared on the album--a sonic advertisement for restraining orders. I had a habit of playing it late, late night to scare guests. One track was simply called "I Stab People." Another accused Gene Simmons of stealing the idea on wearing make-up onstage from the Insane Clown Posse (Kiss antedated ICP by a couple of decades). My cigar habit is certainly better for my health than listening to the Insane Clown Posse.

Like a giant crazy magnet, the Insane Clown Posse attracts (inspires?) various psychos and dropouts. One Juggalo attacked gay bar patrons with an ax before leading authorities on a national manhunt that resulted in several deaths. In suburban Seattle, several Juggalos were arrested for attacking people while shouting "woo, Juggalo." In Colorado earlier this year, police arrested several Juggalos for murdering their compatriot's mother.

I witnessed no acts of vandalism or violence by the Juggalos. But I didn't stick around too long to investigate. I was wise to refrain from insulting them for entertainment's sake. Who knows how they would have responded for entertainment's sake? One or two men in makeup? Easy. A horde of them? No thank you. I hastily got my cigars and retreated to the ICP-free zone that is my porch.

Individuals acting alone occasionally do stupid things. But they're no match for de-individualized individuals acting in a mob, in a group, in a gang, or in an insane clown posse.

THE MOB RULES! :) one of my fav. albums of all time. Thanks Dan, i'm going to dig that one out.

Sick bastiges. Are people trippin' or what?

When Tards Attack.

Fuk all u little bitches! ur lucky i dont find out where the fuk you live and tear all youse bitches throughts out. u motherfukers dissin the ICP. I should get Violent J and Shaggy and we should go chicken huntin for u litte bitches. u think u saw alot of juggalos wait till tommorow bitches and the'll kill all u faggots and fuk u Homer j Fong ill find u and kill u "when tards attack" u little fukin bitch if any of youse guys talk shit again it will be the last shit u talk FUK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, atleast juggalos get some pus*y every now and then, fuking dou*he bags...keep it G tyler

haha, atleast juggalos get some pus*y every now and then, fuking dou*he bags...keep it G tyler

haha, atleast juggalos get some pus*y every now and then, fuking dou*he bags...keep it G tyler

Talk about mass hysteria. It's people like you that started the feeding of the Christians to the lies in Rome, Crusades across Europe, the Holocaust of the 1940's and the intolerance of today. "Oh My Goodness! Something different! We must bad mouth them and turn them into something evil!"

Look around you, there's Muslim Extremists, but that does not mean all Muslim's are evil terrorist bastards who must be killed. There are Christian Extremists, but that doesn't mean all Christians are out to beat you with the bible.

If you had been writing about a mass of black people coming to your town for a concert, you'd have been labeled a Racist. If anything had been started, it would have been by one such as you. A person who is intolerant of those around him, and who refuses to see the good in people different from him. You were honest enough to report that the Juggalos had done nothing. Are you certain they were, in fact, Juggalos? Juggalos refers to a small sub-culture of ICP fans, not every single one of them.

You refer to them as "unkempt" and "directionless", but you're the one willing to give up 21 months of being smoke free. You're the one letting months of stress and trial get thrown out and giving up on the success you had achieved. What's worse? Not knowing what you want to be when you grow up, and enjoying life while you still can, or giving it all up and throwing it away?

You called Kiss "campy", is this because that's the era you grew up in? Older people in the 1970's looked upon the Kiss fans, and the Kiss Army, in the same way you look upon the ICP fans and the Juggalos. Kiss fans were terrifying; their music was of Satan, and KISS, actually stood for Knights In Satan's Service. However, you turn a blind eye to such accusations because you're too busy being biased against another group of such fans.

Your information on the accusation from ICP to Kiss is wrong, because Violent J and Shaggy didn't accuse Gene of stealing the make up on stage from them. They accused him of stealing the "Carnival" idea with the release of "Psycho Circus". The accusation of makeup stealing came from a Kiss fan directed towards ICP. You shouldn't forget, however, that Kiss did, in fact, steal the make up on stage idea. From Alice Cooper who was making music seven years before Kiss even formed.

I do find it amusing that you were interested in attempting to start a riot by yelling about how make up is for girls. So...it's okay for Kiss, Kiss fans, and the Kiss Army to wear make up, but ICP, ICP fans, and the Juggalos can't. Well, by your logic, I'd like to see you say the same thing to a horde of Kiss fans. It's also very sexist of you.

As for including J's nickname being "Violent J", why bother saying it. Who cares? One of my nicknames was SS Cradle Robber, but I never actually robbed a cradle. My brother is called Cobra, but that doesn't make him a snake, nor does "Crotch Rocket" make him a bicycle.

You wish to point out the "Juggalo attacks"...how about those nice Texan boys who beat and killed Matthew Shepherd? Or Bundy? Or Hitler? Alexander the Great? Or those clean cut British boys who sexually abused, beat and then tore apart a younger child? You wish to point out the few Juggalos, but chose to ignore those who were well educated, clean, and looked like you could trust them.

It's amusing that you bought an ICP CD and used it to "scare" people. Sounds like you're the directionless immature one. Not the Juggalos. Maybe you should get out more, or give people the benefit of the doubt. Especially because it's people like you that give the rest of us a bad name.

f*ck you f*ckin faggots juggalos will hunt you down and chop your f*ckin throat bitch yeah and its a good thing you didnt yell anything at the juggalos youd a got a wicked clown beat down you f*ckin bitch
mmfwcl

f*ck you f*ckin faggots juggalos will hunt you down and chop your f*ckin throat bitch yeah and its a good thing you didnt yell anything at the juggalos youd a got a wicked clown beat down you f*ckin bitch
mmfwcl

fuco you u juggalo hatin gay faggot u say u can take out some ninjas in face paint but ur a faggot usin red emeniems for lipstick

you are a f*ckin little bitch ass pussy you callin them insane clown puss? but youre the one who is too pussy to say shit? bitch i'll chop you up and put you in a blender and feed you to your mom!!!!

yo i was gonna say some shit but it looks like the fam is holdin it down. thats what the fukk im talkin about! WOOPWOOP!
MFL

Shista! U say we're fu**in directionless but yet if you'd said somethin' we would have tha directions for your throat! And also if you think we're stupid@$$ motherfu**ers try to atleast move to cigarettes and explain to me on how I'm getting straigt fu**ing A's

You juggalos make me so proud to be a Juggelette I luv you guys

Juggalo Chant
"We'll never die alone jugallos will carry on swing our hatchets if we must each and everyone of us."-ICP

hahahahahahaha f*ck u don't like us who cares what you say ICP will live on 4 ever

got a problem come say it to our faces the juggalos and us

soo you want some come get some

-INSANE CLOWN POSSE-

PASS THE AXE

[Blaze:]
I took the axe off the shelf in the tool shed
It's telling me I gotta f*ckin bloody the misled
My victim approached
Cut her head off at the throat
She was a hooker with AIDS
Spreading disease like it was dope
Cut the head off her pimp
Before he started to trash talk
Two bodies in my trunk and police on a manhunt
I'm on the loose again
They chasing me for blocks
Seen a homie on the street
So I passed the axe to Madrox

[Madrox:]
I took the axe
What the f*ck am I supposed to do with that?
It's all bloody
And it looks like its been in and out of someone's back
Grips on the handle, blood dripping down the neck
So I grabbed that bitch like *laugh* back
Who wanna get halfed up by the half with
Who got a gang of problems
And don't give half a shit, bitch
You can fall victim to the double headed furry
Don't be scared, be worried, man.

[Chorus:]
Pass me, something sharp and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back.
It's raining, the rain is dark and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back.

[ABK:]
I took the axe back to the shed where I stay
Cleaned off the blood and then sharpened up the blade
Waited 'til dark and then ran through the hood
And chopped up drunk bums like they're blocks of wood
I can't see myself stopping and if I do then I'm dead
And the only way I'm dying is if I sever my own head
Grip on the tip, so my nub won't slip
And I'm about to f*ckin' pass it to the hands of 2 Dope bitch

[Shaggy:]
I took your axe and swang it through like butter
When I cut back you better run, duck, and cover.
You know your jugular well, it's gone
I blacked out last night and realized in the morning
Gotta dig another hole in the backyard
Run get me a shovel, it ain't that hard
And understand that I got a hairpin trigger wrist
When I squeeze it off, haha, you get the gist.

[Chorus:]
Pass me, something sharp and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back.
It's raining, the rain is dark and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back.

[Violent J:]
I took the axe
Perhaps I had a relapse
I seen a pretty pretty neck
And I couldn't relax
I cut through it
I throw knives with precision
But it's noting like the feeling
Of committing the incision
Flip it over, a radio program
I pound his head into a bloody pizza
With the hammer
Threw it into the sky and let it stick in my back
And passed out at Monoxide's front porch like that.

[Monoxide:]
I took the axe and lost my f*cking mind
On this cop who pulled up behind me
I handcuffed him on the side of the street
And started smacking em with it like I was making a beat
Oh God!
Another cop pulled up
So I grabbed the same axe and planted it in his forehead
Two more dead, bloody and dismembered
Now it's back in the shed and that's all I remember.

[Chorus:]
Pass me, something sharp and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back.
It's raining, the rain is dark and wicked
And I'll pass it back
Don't worry I'll pass it back.

The axe that splits so many backs
Its back to the tool shed to relax
Peep that
So many failed with no tale to tell.
And it's only remembered by the stain they left
On the axe.-ICP-

I hope the guy who posted the story, knows now what he got himself into...

We, the juggalos, are not to be made fun of, cut down, or even looked at wrong. Neither is ICP to be blamed for the actions of a few individuals. The fact that you need to point out our flaws makes me wonder how many you have.

But lets look at it this way, we can make jokes about killing you, and some of us might even be serious... But the fact remains that you would rather keep your mouth shut in front of us and bash us on the internet. And a little advice, KEEP ON KEEPING YOUR FU#@ING MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!!! cuz I promise small or large Juggalo, you open your mouth to one of us and we will turn you into nothing more than a blood stain and a chalk mark.....BIT$H

I am HAViK
and I approve this message....
MCL

get off fams bak we juggalos and juggaletts do what we do best i have mad luv for all my homies
mmfwcl

If i was a stop sign i'd just be like **Stop**.

If i was a chair i'd be like "Sit here!"

Juggalos are the epitome of white trash scum. Honestly, you guys make yourselves seem like total retards and losers. The world would be a better place without you idiots. Why don't you take that hatchet of yours and chop your own head off.

Wow you fuc.king retarded white trash pieces of shit. what the fuc.k is wrong with you. All I have seen is a bunch of fuc.king smelly drag teenagers complain about someone actually talking about you fuc.king losers. God damn if I saw one of you losers hanging around my neighborhood all of us black people would be the shit out of your fat asses. No disrespect to the white people who aren't infected with a retard disease like these pimple faced scum bags.

Juggalos are the epitome of white trash scum. Honestly, you guys make yourselves seem like total retards and losers. The world would be a better place without you idiots. Why don't you take that hatchet of yours and chop your own head off.

f.ck you pricks! you know nuffin of the family thats why you think you can just f.cking badmouth us and not cause any sh.t! damn if you actually had the balls to shout sh.t at a posse you wuddnt have them for much longer...

and heres some lyrics from 'juggalo homies' by ICP that you b.tches shud listen to...
"You don't like me, you can f.ck on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!"

followed by...
"Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you better step to the whole crew"

-." NeXuS ".-
-." English Juggalo ".-

i randomly came across this on google and i actually read that whole thing and it was the most bullshit ive ever heard of in my life. i hope you get what you deserve for dissin the hatchet.

smoke weed every day!

Mother Fxcker...

Judging us juggalos and ninjas and scrubbys and wicked clowns...

this is who we are...

fxck you. fxck your stupid judging...

you faggot fxck... you fxcking diss us, talk shit that you prolly just heard through the grapevine, then you go and buy the shit..

mother fxcker...

have fun being a bitch...

im going to the DC, i won't ever see your bitch ass.

but if this little lette hears about you on the DL about any more shit-talking mass-hysteria about the juggalos, im bringing my freaks and our meatcleavers, sawed-off shotguns, hatchets, and axes...

F.T.F.O

Don't Discriminate us no more...

MOTHERF*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM NEW TO THE CREW BUT I KNOW WAT TA DO IMA RIP YA F***** EYES OUT AND PUT EM IN SOME STEW. YOUR NUTHIN BUT BITCH . HOWS BOUT I STAB YOU WITH A SWITCH. THATS ALLS I GOTTA SAY HOPE I SEE U ONE DAY SO I CAN GIVE YO CHICKEN ASS A WICKED CLOWN BEAT DOWN!!!!!

MAD LOVE TO MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!! WOOTWOOT!!!

well i just have to add i am a juggalo and i am well known in my comunity as a nice polite young man

who cares if i rep the hatchet

why do you people judge on the first thing you see new and diffrent

much love killas!!

ICP is not a bad thing, they dont fXck you up for no reason if you dont talk shit, NOTICE HOW YOU DIDNT SAY SHIT, YOU WERE FINE NOONE TOUCHD YOU, BUT IF YOU WOULD HAVE SAID INSANE CLOWN PUSS, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SMOKING YOUR CIGARS THROUGH YOUR ASS MAN

I KNOW YOU DUDE U NEED 2 SHUT THE FUK UP IT ISNT A GAME YO YA SUM ACT A LIL CRAZY BECAZE OF THERE MUSICK IM A JUGGALO ONE KRAZY FU CKA EVEN BEFORE THE LIFE BUT I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WIT YOU AND I WILL RIP YER GUTS OUT YER ASS HOLE

I DONT YELL THAT YER A PUSSY BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS BAD TO SMOKE BLUNTS
O YER A PUSSY SAY ONE MORE THING

JUGGALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo fuc* all you haters. runnin your mouth about juggalos you dont know shi*. i got juggalo hommies who are in college and some who work mad paid jobs. just cause we down wid the wicked shi* dont mean that were dead beats. fuc* the haters juggalo 4 life! MMFWCL!

oh ya and by the way were not violent unless you un us down or what we believe in just leave us alone and well leave you alone, but if you fuc* wid us we comin at you wid axes swinging

fuk you haters us juggalos are tight to the end. we are a fukin family you guys dont know shi* about us or the wicked shi*. so fuk off and liek icp says "if you step to one of us you got to step to the whole crew" MMFWCL! ~smoke weed every day~

yo yall stupid baseheads need to shut da hell up and geta life im down till im dead and cant no one stop me from being the most wickid insane jugalo i can be this is our world so get the hell out

yo yall stupid baseheads need to shut da hell up and geta life im down till im dead and cant no one stop me from being the most wickid insane jugalo i can be this is our world so get the hell out

MMFWCL to you all my homie and girlies we get all the pussy we want and yall rich boys dont get nutin

icp are not preaching violence, its actually a clever mask on a great lifestyle.
you assume that because the lyrics are violent, and one of the singers nickname is violent J thats thats all their about?
then you call them uneducated.
listen to me, i have listened to their lyrics, i have heard their songs.
its not about the violence in it, its about living the juggalo lifestyle. (with sick humor attached to it)
research something before you go around preaching about whats it is.
listen to the song "Walk into The Light"
if that doesn't explain it enough, or you cant grasp it... then your a lost cause my friend.

damn niggas need to relize not to judge i hate bitch boy fuxks who think they go hard over the internet well i got one thin to say wanna talk shit come to ov virgina and say some dumb shit about juggalos ill bet money u wont leave with ur head and MMWCL fam we we will never die wooop wooop

been down with the clown for a long time now, and the nicest thing about is knowing that i have never been and will never be alone. ive got family world wide now simply because i took the time to listen to icps fuccking message. much love juggalos worldwide.

DONT BE F**KIN DISSIN US CUS WERE DIFFERENT...I OTTA KICK ALL YOUR MOTHER F**KIN ASSES... BI*CH YALL TALK SHlT AGAIN AND I SWEAR... I F**KIN DARE YAH, WE KICK A** CUS ITS FUN WE KILL CUS WE AINT GOT NOTHIN ELSE TO DO...WAT DO U DO ON YUOR FREETIME? F**K YOUR BOYFRIEND? YOU FAGIT HOEBAG MOTHER F**KIN C0CK SUCKER... TALK SHlT ABOUT MY FAMILY AGAIN ILL KICK YOUR A**, WE STICK TOGETHER!!

Almost every single juggalo who has posted a response on this entry has just proven the stereotype correct. There have only been a couple well thought out, well written responses that I have seen, and I think that is sad because the well written responses are all right. Then juggalos have to turn around and give themselves a bad name.

I love ICP.

I hate their fans.

damn all these people talking shit about our family and they cant back their shit up. damn we are gonna find you all and rip your throt off..

DAMNN haters are f****** annoying. F****** idiots have no idea who the hell we are. What they dont f****** know is how strong out PSYCHOPATHIC family is. Hate us all you want bitch cuz we are always gonna be here. For the most part we respect one another which is somthing most people dont have. I bet you cant walk in a random ass place and talk to someone like you have know them forever but them be a f****** stranger. bitch our family is like that i dont care who you are we have one anothers back even if we dont know each other. so before you got hatin get your f****** fact straight stupid f***.So get over your self cuz we will be here for the rest of eternity bitch juggalo halocast will never F****** happen!!!!!

id be afraid to step outside your house for writing those things about the juggalos, every juggalo will hear of you from the gathering this year it is the year of the lotus and juggalos tighter than ever

I just love how most of these...well all of these ICP fans can't even spell one word correctly : )...seriously guys there is nothing to be proud of, you think you have respect when in all honesty everyone and their mother hates you

yo muthafuc*ka u lucky i don't know where u live other wise i would personally beat da fuk out of u little bitch dissin fam like u don't know us so fuk off bitch and if u diss fam again i will find u and beat da living fuk out of u

mmfwcl

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YO im back the first juggalo to to tell this little bitch to fuk off and i see my homies are with me on this one and to all u little bitches postin shit against us and saying ur jesus and shit must have no idea about the carnival we do more good to this world by killin one of u bigot motherfukers than u can do in a whole life span
i got love for all the juggalos and juggalettes who are standing with me in this and all U bigots can FUK OFF

I found this page while surfing on Google © and have read through each response. First of I am gonna point out right now that I am, and always will be, a juggalo. Although some homies on this thread have disappointed me I have to say that most of the juggalos I know are a complete contrary to everything pointed out in the beginning statement. The only comment I can truly say about all real juggalo is that we will all stick together, no matter what ya’ll stupid muthofackos have to say. As well as any true juggalo would kick your chicken ass if you had the balls to say that shit to our face. It seems the direction less comment would be more fitting for the person who was putting himself thru discomfort to end a 21-week break from intently breathing poison. Many of the accused “drop-outs” are either classmates of mine at a nearby college, or they are fun loving people who have no intent on wasting their life. By the way I see myself as a even larger exception to the proposed, as that I am in college at 15.

yo im new to the hatchet and i've never felt so in the right place and i really don't care what this punk says i could give a f*ck less but no diss respect fams but neither should u cuz by saying shit back your giveing them what they want but my girl was reading this so i just wanted to say that this juggalo(me) would not even bring my hatchet i would kill this mother f*cker with my bare hands and for him saying juggalo r icp fans well that true but i got in to it throught twized and anybody killa and killa c. so ftfo and mmfwcl to all my ninjas and lettes

f@#k you man the insane clown posse is f@#king awesome, your a f@#king faggot, you might like to say wat you want on the internet, but i bet you wont come to my town and say that shit
!!!!!!!!

damn that bitch got so scared by us family that he started smoking again! haha what a fuKking faggot who dont know shit bout this fam and what we stand 4...Me, im a down south juggalo that dont give a damn how i spell shit. but just wanted to let this motherfuKker know that i realy wish he would of said something to thoes ninjas on the streets,then i wouldnt have had to read this stupid bullshit and comment on it. DONT WORRY MOTHER FUKKER I LIKE KILLING MYSELF TO, JUST ITS NOT ONLY TOBBACO IN MY SWEETS... fuKk u!!! JUGGALO LUV MOTHAFUKKU! STAY DOWN 4 LIFE MY NINJAS!!

FU*K U FAGGOTS TALKIN SHIT BOUT THE FAM. U AINT GOT SHIT ON US PUNK ASS BITCH, SERIOUSLY U REALLY THINK UR HELPIN URSELF OUT BY THALKIN THIS BULLSHIT? WHAT THE FU*K?! U BEST NOT PROVOKE ME WHEN IM SMOKANG, RAZOR BLADE OUTA MY COAT SLIT YA THROTE CLEAN, DRIVE U OUT ON A BOAT AND NOW YA FISH FEED,ALL BECAUSE OF MY ADDICTION TO MAKE UR BITCH ASS BLEED.