Smoking cigarettes is bad for you, but not nearly as unhealty as reading Cigarettes....Cigarettes the Clown, that is. He may not give you cancer, but if you hang around Cigarettes the Clown long enough he will give you a disease. Everyday, 1,200 people die from reading Cigarettes the Clown. And it's not just intravenous drug users and homosexuals anymore. Studies have shown that even second-hand Cigarettes is toxic. Don't believe me? This is your brain. This is your brain on Cigarettes. Want to live your life right? Think of what Cigarettes the Clown would do, and then do the opposite. Don't give in to peer pressure: stay away from Cigarettes the Clown. Say No! Go! And Tell! But if you do decide to read Cigarettes the Clown, make sure you're wearing a condom. The life you save may be your own. And that's one to grow on.

props to Flynn Files for raising awareness about Cigarettes the Clown. I think we all know someone who has a bit of Cigarettes in them, and some of us even have a bit of Cigarettes in us. "Cigarettes helps the homeless" is the best strip. Cigaretes the Clown for border patrol czar.

Personally I was rather offended by the cartoons. You should have made it more clear to us of the type of purile garbage you were sending us to!

is anyone else scratching their head?

WHTFF, I'm sorry that Cigarettes isn't your, em, cup of tea. If you paid attention to '80s-era public service announcements, and understand that PSAs generally advertise what they warn against, you might appreciate the post more. Now you know what the post is about...and knowing is half the battle.

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/joeendings.shtml

Thanks for that clarification, Dan. I'll pay closer attention to PSA's. And FlynnFiles.

Thanks for that clarification, Dan. I'll pay closer attention to PSA's. And FlynnFiles.