Phish is breaking up. Their biggest fans are really bummed, but keep forgetting why. The group's demise is certain to preface a large influx of bead-sellers, merchants of cheese sandwiches, and pot dealers into the mainstream economy.

This is a sad day in the music world. I remember smoking the ganga woo, strumming Phish songs on my front porch on Jean Road. Those were the good ole days! PHISH RULES FOREVER!