This is who escorted Washington's most eligible bachelorette to the White House dinner in honor of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles (henceforth known as....the Duchess). Washington's second most eligible bachelorette took this turkey. Despite my proximity to the White House, I passed on the "medallions of buffalo tenderloin, roasted corn, wild rice pancakes, glazed parsnips and young carrots; mint romaine lettuce with blood orange vinaigrette, Vermont camembert cheese and spiced walnuts; petits fours cake, chartreuse ice cream, red and green grape sauce." It's no biggy, KIT from Nightrider, Rik Emmett from Triumph ("Magic Power"), Lance Kerwin of James at 15 fame, and various other totally huge megastars weren't invited either.

LOL! "KIT from Nightrider." That was laugh-out-loud funny.

Thought oats and hay might be on the menu for the Prince and the Duchess.