28 / June
28 / June
Expropriate One First Street, Northeast, DC

Less than a week after a 5-4 Supreme Court majority ruled that private land can be seized for other private pursuits, a developer has petitioned the town of Weare, New Hampshire to build a hotel at 34 Cilley Hill Road. Currently residing at 34 Cilley Hill Road is David Souter, associate justice of the United States Supreme Court. If only some other patriotic developer would petition the Washington, DC city council to build a strip mall at 1 First Street, Northeast, he would at once be providing relief to the cash-strapped DC government and performing a tremendous service for the entire nation.

posted at 03:31 PM
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That's simply brilliant.

Posted by: Brad on June 28, 2005 06:02 PM

That's classic. (Please get approved.)

Posted by: Nate on June 28, 2005 09:58 PM

Once that property is requisitioned by the City of Washington, it should be used for something more useful. I suggest a strip club, an all-you-can eat Chinese restaurant, a liquor store, and a porn shop. It would help make DC a resort town!

Posted by: Paul on June 29, 2005 07:43 AM

Ah, a patriot. :D

Posted by: Sea King on June 29, 2005 08:06 AM

What a heinous example of government tyranny.

Posted by: Ben-T on June 29, 2005 11:33 AM
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