An NAACP campaign worker allegedly gave crack to an Ohio man in exchange for registering voters. Authorities claim the man filed 100 fraudulent registration forms.
Could it be that we're going too hard on this drugs and democracy duo? After all, our colonial forebears gave out whiskey to curry favor with voters. The NAACP was merely updating this all-American tradition by substituting crack--it's made with cocaine, baking soda, egg, and I think I tasted some cinnamon--for whiskey. In fact, this duo that risked their own liberty to expand the franchise should be considered American patriots. As I always say: Give the people free crack/and they shalt take their country back!
*#*@# Give me...my....computer...back. There.
My apologies for the interruption. Former DC Mayor Marion Barry briefly took control of my computer. For reasons unknown to me, he felt compelled to defend these people using my website. "Leave my condo at once, fiend!" Good. He's gone.
Anyhow, when you first glimpsed this story's headline on Drudge, did you even doubt for a moment what party these dirtbags were seeking to aid?
The Democrats: the party of free abortions, free food stamps, and now, free crack cocaine.
Is voting for crack any worse than the evangelicals voting for the 2nd Coming?
Crack for president!
It goes without saying that anybody who votes for Kerry/Edwards has to be on crack.
As my pal Rodney used to say: "People ask me what kind of man am I. Am I a breast man, am I a thigh man or am I an a$$ man. I guess I'd have to say I'm an a$$ man. People are always pointing at me and saying 'You're and a$$, man!!!'"
I would say this applies to Kerry voters.
if you ever go to a party and run into a proctologist, pull up a seat cause you will hear some of the greatest stories in your life!! One in a million shot doc, one in a million!
According to the state of New York you are the a$$ man Sir!
And hey Flynnie where is the Fanfare??? who won?
There will be much fanfare, Bob, because if my tabulations are correct a most deserving participant won. Check back late tonight and I'll post the results in a regular blog post.
i havent checked but i guess its not me then huh?
i got the book yesterday buddy, I dove right in last night during commercials of the great victory by Papi&comp. ill check back later brother
and by the way is that late on the normal clock or late to even my strange one?haha
Just read your book Intellectual Morons (I gave it a largely favorable review on Amazon.com).
I must admit however I am confused about something. You claim that the movie The Hours is a boring feminist film. I can accept boring; it's a matter of opinion after all. But feminist? How does that follow?
Thanks for the review, Dave. Even the New York Times classifies The Hours as a "feminist film." (http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/movie.html?v_id=272631). I don't think is an unusual characterization of this movie on my part. But if you have a different take, that's fine.
"Is voting for crack any worse than the evangelicals voting for the 2nd Coming?"
That's a little confusing. Someone is handing out 'second comings' on the street for voter registrations?
By the way, the A$$man is in Kiel, Germany too (just follow the URL).
This reminds me of the Dave Chapelle bit about that guy who likes crack so much. They schedule an intervention, and people wonder how they will get the guy to show up. "Oh, he'll show up all right," says one woman, "I told him there was a free crack giveaway at 5:00. So he'll be here in 3, 2, 1, ..."
Wait a minute... are you sure this wasn't a Dave Chapelle skit?...
Well like the good book says: Let he
who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I shalt smoketh it!
The blue states are still better then the red ones last time I checked, and I did check.
