Bill Burkett of Rathergate fame claims that he was given the forged documents that he gave to CBS by a shadowy figure named "Lucy Ramirez." In the spirit of discovery, I've begun a quest to find Ms. Ramirez. I'm currently looking in many of the same hiding places where I found the "real killers" of Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson. Where do you think Lucy Ramirez is holding up? Do you have a description of what she might look like? Please share this important information with other FlynnFiles readers in the comments section below.

I think she is hiding out with Elvis and James Dean at a 7-11 in Roswell, New Mexico. From what I understand the documents have traces on them of what appears to be orange Slurpee. One partial print was taken from a Slurpee stain which, though inconclusive, did reveal a 4-point match with Elvis's right index fingerprint.

Shes white, male and the liar whom gave the documents to CBS in the first place!! Bill Burkett

Now this liberal load lying sack of monkey excrement is suing CBS. Can you imagine?!

Again, I have to believe that there are few sane or rational people who are in the hard left wing of the Dems.

Interesting Bill Burkett wants to sue CBS. When it should be Killian's family suing Bill Burkett and CBS for defaming their father/wife.

Lucy is really Bill Burkett himself or maybe it could be a Texas Democratic operative.