"We were all laughing about it," reacted former President Bill Clinton to allegations that his National Security Advisor illegally poached secret documents from the National Archives.

On Bill Clinton's watch, terrorists bombed the World Trade Center, two of our embassies in Africa, the Khobar Towers housing our servicemen in Saudi Arabia, and the USS Cole. While al Qaeda plotted, Bill Clinton plotted too. He plotted his next sexual conquest. He plotted how to gain popularity by trumpeting innocuous issues like school uniforms. He plotted how to settle scores with his political enemies.

Bill Clinton was an unserious president. His childish reaction to the serious allegations lodged at Sandy Berger reconfirm that he's an unserious ex-president too.

Dear Dan,

Your knee-jerk anti-Clintonian tirades are rather tired, don't you think? The only reason De Lay and others are seizing on this simple mistake by Berger is to distract attention from their own misdeeds.

Besides, don't you think that a real man could plan his next sexual conquest AND run the country at the same time? Yes, I would like an answer.

The notion that Lewinsky & Co. (i.e., Lewinsky & the others -- and there were others, I am fairly certain), distracted Clinton from his necessary duties as CIC is laughable. If there was one thing which did succeed in distracting him, it was probably the persecution Ken Starr, et al., mounted. Oh, did I say 'persecution'? I meant 'prosecution'...Freudian slip there.

Man, are your posts fun to read in the morning...

Sincerely,
Le Gadfly

Dear Gadfly:

I know who you are.

Persecution!? Perjury is a felony. Deal with it.

Mols

Hey all. I was laughing becuase I know what goes down in my pants. I never had papers in my pants, hands yes but papers, no.

Sorry Dan had to write it.

Dear Gadfly,
You sound like a friend of Bill's. Please be careful.

http://www.greaterthings.com/News/Clinton_Scandals/dead_friends.htm

Read a funny story by Laura Ingraham about when she was invited to a friend’s party and Bill Clinton showed up. At one point, Bill was working the room and was telling a group including Ms. Ingraham how he had read the Koran and had studied under one of the most highly regarded Islamic experts on it. She questioned him directly as to whether he had truly read it. When insisted that he had, she told him that he should have read the Bible instead.

Had to be there. The humor was in the first hand telling.

Dan,

Scarbourough Country is stealing your material! Joe's lead in tonight was almost quoting from this post...you should sue.

Le G. (close second cousin of Ali G.)

Willie wasn't laughing, it was those damn allerigies again. You remember the the ones that acted up at Ron Browns funeral.