I caught the flu. Wouldn't wish it on Fu Manchu. Is there somebody I can sue? Who?

I caught the flu. In bed for 24 hours asleep for two. Who knew? You?

I caught the flu. Snuck up on my shoe? Betrayed by my home crew? Achoo.

I caught the flu. Sweaty chills make me blue. Get a shot, this is your cue. You'd rather be Mr. Roarke's flunky Tattoo.

I caught the flu. Dragnet 1968 me did view. Crunchberries tasted like shampoo. Skipped Patriots tickets and brew.

I caught the flu. The Christmas spirit it did renew. Better to give to you. Than to receive from who knows who.

Dan Seuss?

There is that pesky 'influenza' thingy.

I fought the flu, and the flu won.

Daniel