FlynnFiles will shortly be launching its very own CafePress store, complete with hats, mugs, t-shirts, and other essential FlynnFiles gear. I've been tasked with coming up with a slogan to accompany the FlynnFiles name and logo on the merchandise. Perusing the comments section of FlynnFiles, it's become clear that many of the site's readers possess a lot more creativity than the site's editor. In fact, the creativity a few of you possess might have been mistaken for a mild form of insanity in less enlightened times. I'd like to channel that creative energy into coming up with a catchy slogan to adorn the site's merchandise. So I'm issuing a challenge to FlynnFiles readers: come up with the short phrase that appears on the site's Cafe Press products, and you'll win a free t-shirt plus bragging rights. Brian, DB, Mike Boyle, Le Gadfly, Sponge Daddy, and other five-star posters, let's hear from you. The same goes for our many newcomers. Take a break from debating Venezuela, Chomsky, and Bush v. Kerry, and focus on this more important task at hand.

Okay Dan. I have a couple at the moment, but I will carry my tapre recorder today if more come to me. Here are some for now.

"Flynnfiles.com--because knowing only half the truth is worse than being ignorant."

"No liberals were harmed in the making of Flynnfiles.com"

"If you only have half a brain, click the back button on your browser now."

"Michael Moore won't make a penny off of these!"

"Flynnfiles.com--because TRUTH is power."

"Like Crossfire, but no screaming!"

That is all I have for now Dan.

Be well,

Sponge

In honor of the late RJ, how about:

"I'm Dan Flynn, Bitch!"?

hmmm...I will certainly be brainstorming this one. "FlynnFiles, because it's not French."...no really I will think about this.

"conserving conservatism by one principle at at a time"]

I will think more about this.

"I was reading Flynnfiles.com on Christmas Eve in 1968"

"I support Flynnfiles.com but don't support funding for it"

"Flynnfiles.com: we created the Internet"

"Get Moore smart, read Flynnfiles.com"

"I thought of the logo for Flynnfiles.com and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

"Flynnfiles.com: we support animal marriage"

"Free Mumia, read Flynnfiles.com"

"It will be a great day when flynnfiles gets all the money they need and the US milatary has to hold a bake sale to by a B52."

"Dan Flynn: a true American Conservative"

"FlynnFiles.com- join the fight to save America" (or conservatism)

"Dan flynn knows good government*
*and isn’t afraid to ask"
-this is from sex and the city it would be a funny parody

"Flynnfiles.com question the system"

"Dan Flynn-he’s the Salisbury steak of tv dinners."

"Save conservative politics. Flynnfiles.com"

"News, history, politics, and pop-culture all in one convenient location. Flynnfiles.com"

"intellect on the internet:flynnfiles.com"

One more for you Dan:

"flynnfiles.com-a conservative who doesn't RUSH to judgement."

"FlynnFiles - The Future of Conservatism" - this slogan suggests "conservatism" should change in the future back to what it once was. - The Flux Capacitor for conservatism. I know, I know...I'm a back to the future dork.

It's hard to find truth on our campuses. That's why it has a website--Flynnfiles.com

Don't let the intellectual morons get you down. Visit Flynnfiles.com

If you can't trust your professors, who can you trust? Flynnfiles.com

There is a place on campus you can find trustworthy information. Go to a computer and log in to Flynnfiles.com

Under a picture of Stalin, Mao, che guerva and Rob Riener all sitting around doing nothing should read "These people never read flynnfiles".

Here are a few....

"Open dialog for open minds"

"Welcome to the discussion........oh, your gay...sorry, you can't join in"

"The Stones or the Who...you decide"

"Where wearing socks with sandals can get you seriously injured"

"Everyone's entitled to their opinion...some more than others"

or

"Everyone's entitled to their opinion..especially Dan Flynn"

or something like that

From the creator of Why the left Hates America and Intellectual Morons,
comes the next step in human perfection :

flynnfiles.com.

Bringing Flynn to the masses!

(I'll take that t-shirt in a Medium Please:)