Ever have a Finn DeTrolio-Vito Spatafore moment? Driving on my street, which includes a forest-lined stretch devoid of houses, a family member glimpsed a shirtless man--it was about 30 degrees at the time--and another shadowy gentleman engaging in illicit activities in a parked automobile. My neighborhood, which is on the affluent side (I stills keeps it reals dou), has become a spot for such rendezvous. Other gentlemen can be seen, as Mick Jagger put it, waiting on a friend. When I first moved into the neighborhood, one man eyeballed me the way Michael Moore looks at a box of chocolate eclairs. I'm torn about what, if anything, to do. On the one hand, I don't want perverts, who often have vices atop vices, partaking in public sex on my street. On the other hand, my suspicion is that many of these men are probably closeted homosexuals indulging a weakness in the most accessible venue available to them. Getting busted by the cops in flagrante could ruin jobs, marriages, reputations, etc. The punishment, even if there isn't one meted out by the courts, would far exceed the crime. So, should I call the vice squad on the partakers of vicious activity, just look away, or might there be a creative solution that I am overlooking?

I have a solution; get a room and don't do those acts in the street(park),where my kids have to see. Or else get a ticket or arrest.

Dan, the punishment would be a fine. Not Gitmo.

If it were a woman and a man doing the same thing your concerns would be about they same with regard to children seeing them and such. Treat them with equality and call the cops. They made their bed, now they can sleep in it so to say.

Mike,

Yes my feelings would be the same. It does not seem that Dan drove up to inspiration point. He was driving on his own block.

I am not talking here of the FBI raiding the park. A local cop to tell them to move on. If it becomes a known "meeting place" then you have to ticket offenders. No big deal just a little enforcement. Most enforcement would not involve wife notification!

Then again, if the husband is a sodomite, with all the diseases that usually follow, perhaps the wife should be notified.

Call the cops. Often! Or as many times as it takes to get these degenerates out of your residential neighborhood where, as has been mentioned, kids could catch the show.

This kind of thing is what always makes me laugh when people try to equate normal human sexual behavior with, what I and many others consider, abnormal human sexual behavior.

There aren't many rest stops or dark streets where heterosexuals congregate to bond often and with whomever.

Molotov cocktail.

How many of the big financial executives made bad decisions because they're closeted homosexuals afraid of being outed? We know there is at least one open homosexual who made bad decisions at the FM's.