30 / November
30 / November
Ooh Baby It's a Wild World

My state has laws against discriminating against women born in men's bodies. Why don't they also forbid discrimination against animals born in human bodies? Transanimal Dennis "Stalking Cat" Avner, who held the Guinness Book of World Records mark for body modifications -- including a bifurcated lip, extensive tiger-stripe facial tattooing, surgically pointed ears, and silicone injections in the cheeks, chin, and forehead -- passed away this month. Society never accepted his transformation from man to feline. Read my article @ the American Spectator on why we will become as sane as transanimals only when we finally see them as they see themselves.

posted at 12:38 AM
Comments

This is perfectly brilliant,satire for the 21st century.A better crafted piece I have not read this entire year. Bravo!

Posted by: MJ Cable on November 30, 2012 03:57 PM

Oh, would that I could wear the gorilla suit to the office and not be mocked. Sigh.

Posted by: HomerJFong on November 30, 2012 06:57 PM

First World problems.

We have a pretty f'ed up society going here.

When the necessities have been resolved, humans move on to their higher level consciousness/foolisness and the weirdness ensues.

Posted by: asdf on November 30, 2012 07:26 PM
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