One demonstrator was arrested for aggressively smelling a woman's feet and attempting to pass off his urine as an energy drink. Another scaled a public sculpture and demanded the police below set-aside fifteen percent of jobs for bisexuals. Yet, these outliers aren't what makes the protests so crazy. Read my column @ Human Events on how the optionally homeless clashing with the chronically homeless expose the ideas underlying the protests as delusions making a chaos out of the OWS camps.

You know, we really don't know - maybe urine IS an energy drink!

Certainly whitens the te@th.