James Lee took as his religion a novel in which Ismael the Gorilla communicates to humans through telepathy. Too bad the environmentally-conscious gorilla couldn't tell the hostage-taker to duck before police snipers killed him at the Discovery Channel's headquarters. Lee posted an eleven point manifesto aimed at the Discovery Channel that could have been boiled down to one point: "stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants." Indeed, as anyone who has heard The Bloodhound Gang's classic "Bad Touch" can tell you, the Discovery Channel has prompted the reproductive activities of countless humans. Alas, Lee would have had more success bringing his demands to one of the many cable channels launched by Ted Turner, who awarded a $500,000 prize to the author whose book inspired this lunatic.

Humanophobia!!

This kind of attitude is the hallmark of the modern lefty weened on the culture of death and convinced that the birdies and the trees and the longevity of the planet would be much better without us.

They are obviously twisted and misguided.

Based on what this incident has reminded us of, I heard the other day of women in England having their tubes tied to 'save the planet' reducing their carbon footprint by not taking chances to bring other little disgusting humans into the world.

It's sick and ironic to think that they will be replaced by women and progeny of the third world who have less lofty unattainable goals and who will have their own larger carbon footprint.