04 / January
04 / January
File Under: Guns Do Kill People

"Officer's Gun Blamed in Bystander's Death," reads an Associated Press headline.

posted at 11:40 AM
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So does sex,booze, knifes,cars, eh well i could go on forever. But whats the point?

Posted by: tagmnbagm on January 4, 2007 06:17 PM

Blameworthiness implies the possibility of praiseworthiness. Will AP report on any Good Little Guns out there?

Posted by: Buzz on January 5, 2007 09:22 AM

Buzz,
The answer is probably no. It would be a mistake to underestimate the anti-gun bias among the "mainstream" media. It's far easier and more lucrative to report on all the evil guns, degenerate owners and their contribution to the decline of the republic.

Posted by: Ancient Mariner on January 5, 2007 11:11 AM

Let's see....before the invention of the gun, people were killing each other in droves with crossbows. Before that, it was the bow and arrow. Before that it was the sword. Before that is was the sharp rock. The only thing that's changed over time is the efficiency of the killing implement. And given the lack of a sophisticated killing implement, people would hit one another with the nearest blunt instrument to get the job done, like maybe a frozen turkey? Guess you could say "people don't kill people, frozen turkeys do"! People will find a way is so inclined.

Posted by: asdf on January 5, 2007 02:57 PM

Maybe we should have frozen turkeys registered to avoid the possibly dangerous consequences of their misuse. I mean it. I dropped one on my foot one thanksgiving and YOW that hurt! If someone had told me beforehand that I could hurt myself that whole unfortunate business may have been avoided. Maybe I should have sued that bastard grocer for knowingly selling a dangerous product. Or maybe Butterball Corporation, someone should be held responsible for my injury.

Posted by: Ancient Mariner on January 5, 2007 03:40 PM

You're right AM. How can they sell such dangerous items? One's that slide out of your hands or off of your table to injure you?! It's got to be someone's fault and somebody is to blame and needs to be held responsible. Bastiges!

Posted by: asdf on January 5, 2007 03:53 PM

I knew them guns were smart! Sittin' there like they're inanimate. Who are they foolin'?!

Posted by: Colt .45 on January 5, 2007 04:25 PM

I wonder if any witnesses will be able to pick the gun out of a line-up.

Posted by: Bruce Wayne on January 5, 2007 09:57 PM

Think about all the money and prison space we could save by putting the guns in jail. This may prove to be a revolution in the institution of justice.

Posted by: Ancient Mariner on January 6, 2007 11:18 AM
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