22 / February
22 / February
Drives Like Andretti, Looks Like Zeta Jones

I'm not in the habit of posting pictures of superhot girls on my site, but looking at Sports Illustrated's beach pictures of Danica Patrick makes me think that I should be. She drives cars faster than 200 mph. She's better looking than any movie star. But what really seals the deal is that Danica Patrick has an American Flag tramp stamp. Here's St. Thomas's proofs of the existence of God. Here's Danica Patrick's. Forgive me for finding the latter more persuasive.

posted at 01:06 AM
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If she were an ancient city, she'd be Babelonia.

Check out Carmella Garcia. Guess it shouldn't be a surprise that someone with her 'talent' is hooked up with an NFL QB but what a mismatch.

Posted by: asdf on February 22, 2008 09:04 AM

Looks like Zeta Jones? Better looking than any movie star? Let's not get carried away. She's very attractive... for a race-car driver (who's, no doubt, received a healthy dose of the air-brush/photo-shop treatment). And she's a bit lacking in an important swim-suit-calendar quality.

Posted by: Ralph on February 22, 2008 11:16 AM

Ralph, I'm sure that you consider where you're from when rating females as Texas has some the most consistently beautiful and well kept women.

Kind of a mixed bag up here where the weather and stress level is often not conducive to a good general attitude and it can affect how women take care of themselves.

So air brushing and photo shop tricks are a-ok by me.

Posted by: asdf on February 22, 2008 11:37 AM

Well its official, folks: this is the first blog entry from Dan's boner.

Posted by: DirtBagJack on February 22, 2008 11:54 AM

Ralph, that was very brave of you to announce yourself to the readership. Not everyone can come out and say it. Some guys way of saying it is to put on a pair of roller skates and leg warmers. Other guys let the world know by playing Judy Garland records on constant rotation. Other guys note that Danica Patrick is merely attractive "for a race-car driver." Say what? To make you happy, I post this link to a picture of Mark Martin:

http://www.blackprwire.com/uploads/Mark_Martin5-18-06.jpg

Posted by: Dan Flynn on February 22, 2008 11:57 AM

Wow. Dems' r' fightin' words.

Posted by: asdf on February 22, 2008 12:13 PM

Thanks. That link made me laugh.

Honestly, though, she's got nothing on Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Zeta Jones, etc., etc. She's attractive. She's not movie-star/model (or even swim-suit model) attractive. She made the cut because she's also a sports personality (and even in that category, she's not at the top of the list. There are at least three Russian tennis celebrities who blow her out of the water).

Posted by: Ralph on February 22, 2008 12:29 PM

All the women you list are A+/10 category, so it can't be that our tastes diverge. What amazed me about the CNN links to the swimsuit pictures is that Danica is actually better looking than all of the "real" models they used, and all of the NFL cheerleaders that they featured. What normally happens is that athletes make the cut because they're athletes. That's not the case here.

Posted by: Dan Flynn on February 22, 2008 12:39 PM

I know it's all subjective but mt fiance's ass would make Ms. Patrick a Sunday face.

Posted by: Ancient Mariner on February 22, 2008 12:50 PM

i knew when the hoopla over this chick driver died down, it wouldnt be long before she starts to skank it up. i hope a good porn flik is next :)

Posted by: tagmnbagm on February 22, 2008 06:05 PM
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